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International President
Holger Knaack
District 3330 Governor
Chalermchat Chun-in
President Patong Beach
Jonathan Russell
            October  Events
2 clubs @ Fresca kitchen — 14th October
The rotary dinner out on October 14th was held at the Fresca Restaurant in Rawai. The 47 members guests included the Rotary members of club Andaman enjoyed an ...
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Becoming a leader in Phuket — 20th October
A group of 25 Rotarian's and friends networked during a nice dinner at the Four Points, Patong. The brand new venue fascinated with great design and excellent service.
 
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Upcoming Events
Rotary away hidden lagoon canoeing (Phang Nga Bay)
Nov 21, 2020
8:30 AM – 4:30 PM
 
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Patong Beach
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM
52 Thawewong Rd.
Patong, Phuket
Thailand
Rotary meets every Tuesday at 19:00 in varying locations. Most events are open for guest and friends of the club. Please check our event calendar for details.
Birthdays
Member Birthdays
Jonathan Russell
November 7
 
Denis Carpenter
November 16
 
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District Governor Visit
2 clubs @ Fresca kitchen
Becoming a leader in Phuket
Revive Phuket 2
Bulletin Editor
Denis Carpenter

 

Let's enjoy a laugh

                                   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie , the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
 
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error?                                       
What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
 
Georgie grinned .'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down:  ID10T
I used to like Georgie, the little shithead.
 
If you're not a Senior yet, then send this to someone who is.    Thank you PP Karen                  
 
 
           A LITTLE COMMON SENSE                         FROM AN OLD COWBOY . . .
 
Don't pick a fight with an Old Man, cause you may get what's comin' to ya!

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
 
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
 
Words that soak into your ears are whispered . . . not yelled.
 
Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
 
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
 
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
 
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
 
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
 
Every path has a few puddles.
 
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
 
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
 
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
 
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
 
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
 
Live a good, honorable life . . . Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
 
Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.
 
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
 
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
 
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
 
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
 
 Always drink upstream from the herd.
 Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
 
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
 
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around . . .
 
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
 
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
 
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
 
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Rotary Club Patong Bulletin Edition #615 of year 15 of our existence.
31st October 2020 (5th bulletin this year)