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Rotary Club of Patong Beach
Phuket Thailand 
 
 
         

 

 

                    

 

           International President    District Governor 3330       Rotary Club of Patong Beach                             Mark Daniel Maloney        Sakon  Uengsroithong         President Jonathan Russell

 
Meeting Information
 
Meetings Weekly 
 
 ALL YEAR Dinner Out 1st Tuesday of each month 7 pm at a restaurant

Meetings Tuesday  19.00 - 21.00 @ Millennium Hotel in Jungceylon
Rat-U-Thit Road Patong Beach
 
Dress code  
Members shall be dressed appropriately in a manner
                         that shows their respect for the club and its members  
 
 
Visitors Welcome
registration mandatory
 
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Upcoming Events 
 
 
All meetings (Except Dinner Outs) @ - Millennium Hotel 
 
 
July 
 
  • Tuesday 30th July - Former Member Alastair Carthew  
August 
  • Saturday 3rd District Rotary Foundation Seminar 
  • Moved to Thursday 8th  Dinner Out
  • Tuesday 13th Larry Demco 
  • Tuesday 20th - IPP Karen 
  • Tuesday 27th PP Richard
  • Saturday 31st - Rotary Boat Tour with Captain Mark  
 
 
 
 
                  July   
 
  31st Larry Demco  
 
 
 
 
   
 Tuesday 30th July   
 
 
 
 
Alastair Carthew, a former member of our club, is the guest speaker.
 
Alastair wrote and published a book, and tonight he will let us know how it is to write and publish a book.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
23rd July 2019
 
 
 
 
 Members and guests added up to 13 participants at the great meeting of RCOPB at the   Millennium Beachside. All seemed in a good mood and ready to stay so!
 
 
  • Good to hear from Richard that his wife is on the mend.
  • And always good to see the, looking-stronger, most famous and most dignified Khun Arnaud. At several moments in the evening PP Arnaud was most deservedly thanked for his contributions to Rotary and our Club.  He remains most noteworthy.
  • and always a pleasure to have Dr. Frank join us.
  • and we welcomed OB’s Guests: Michael Sobel (on his 6th visit to RCOPB) and Marvin Kelly.  They both are pilots’ enthusiasts ready to hear of BEST’s journey.
  • Karen had a perceptible relaxed style of meeting attendance not having to run it – as she did so capably last year.
 At pretty much 8:11 sharp,
 The meeting was “GONGED” to order by Pres Johnathon who deftly used a clacker also   called a mallet and a gizmo. After being tamed to order by Johnathon and the completion   of dinner; the Club was asked about reports from Chairs/Members.
 
 
There was a quasi- robust attempt at the national anthem and SA Jaspal invited Pres. Johnathon to open the meeting.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  • PP Walter spoke highly of the BDay party for Dr. Johan.                                   There was no mention of number of candles (nor of a cake actually), but all             seemed pleased that went and those that didn’t were green with envy.             Thanks to Dr. Johan and Captain mark for the fun.
  • PP Karen praised and thanked PP Arnaud for his gracious donations to the Installation night which Arnaud had to miss unfortunately.  Pres Johnathon shared that he was sad to miss it as well.
  • PP OB shared that there is currently growing awareness and efforts by other NGO’s to help the residents in the Ko Sirae swamp. Sam helped OB remind the members that our Rotary club has a history of supporting really heartwarming projects in the area including Life Home Project (Women with Aids with children) and a water sanitizer to a kindergarten project in the area.
  • The reason for OB to remind us all of the continuing needs on Ko Sirae is a continuing effort to use funds raised at the White Gala for the Ko Sirae Water project. Rotarian Roy wants to encourage his new club to join in this effort.                    OB promised to come back to the Club with a more outlined project.
  • PP Sam (I believe) spoke of a new Rotary club in Phuket - RC Muangrae will have installation night on Friday26th and Walter shared that the dinner out on the 6th has been moved to Thursday 8th as members will be attending the Installation Night of the RC of Andaman.
  • The helmet for kid’s project (honorably called Rtn Gary’s project) is just about wrapped…success rates and helmet counts distributed forthcoming.
  • The Water Safety project (honorably called Rtn Larry’s Project) is going well reports Dr. Johan.  All those water safe Rotarians that wish to add their cheers and encouragement to the kids in the program are welcome to JOIN IN THE FUN….as said ONGOING every Tuesday,Thursday, and Saturday at Naina Resort & Spa Patong.     Please, please contact Dr. Johan of details.
    
 
Guest Speaker Best was introduced by PP Arnaud who also is an aviator.
 
 
 Khun Best came smartly dressed looking like a pilot with uniform and epaulets. His presentation was a narrative of his co-pilot’s journey from Thailand to Jordan in a Piper Malibu Jetprop DLX. 
 
 
His very entertaining delivery was punctuated by informative slides and syncopated by his narrative that was heard matter-of-factly as one would speak of any day out with the kids – except this was an arduous, many days flight going over three thousand five hundred nautical miles at 250 knots at 26,000 feet altitude.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The journey’s goal was for Capt. Ed to attend various EDM (Electric Digital Music) concerts in Europe.  The journey’s path was made circuitous by never being too far away from plan B which was an alternative airport of at least 400 meters long. The travel was meticulously planned with air safety mandates, “what-if” scenarios, redundant GPS systems, emergency fuel ferry tank, some disposable potty bags and lots of paperwork and identification documentation for xenophobic immigration officers in outback landing strips. The whole experience was well shared and gave us all a lust for some adventures of our own. Thank you Khun Best….
 
Here is a verbal scribble that tries to approximate how it talked to us….I can’t quote him exactly, but this is my best recount of how he spoke, which was both a delivery of information and a performance of how it felt to be in the grips of this adventure.
 
I was dressed like this so as to be seen as a legitimate first officer on a small private airline….I had some ID that looked real enough to convince the doubting immigration offices we were sure to meet....going from Thailand to Jordan…starting on 10 June.. Ed and I starting by fling to Chiang Rai for outgoing Thai immigration then over Myanmar to Chittagong, Bangladesh for fuel stop mostly on auto-pilot…some hands on flying… to India…got intense… had to go around a big storm…had to avoid…the clouds would be trouble for us…constant radio communication…made it to Amehdabad India….had to be careful not to eat too spicy food…obviously no bathroom on plane…really hot on the ground waiting for fuel and immigration stamps…stayed under the shade of the wings for hours….India was immigration tough and poor (“no offense Jaspal”) then on to Jaipur . Ed was very experienced pilot stayed cool….on the way to overnight in Fujairah, UAE, over Dubai, fuel stop in Bahrain….then over Saudi Arabia’ desert…no trees in sight and very hot….then on to AQABA, Jordan a port town…remember Lawrence of Arabia…constant radio contact and instrument reading….we stared for hours at the instrument panel for tell tale problems or changes.…the turbojet was very quiet and fast…city of Petra hot sand dunes and temples and dwellings carved out of sandstone cliffs…awesome and cooler than the treeless desert …then bus ride to Amman with olive trees…olives were everywhere….finally some trees…remember Moses…here we were…then Jordan remember Moses parting of the seas….
 
I hung out in Jordan for a few days and then flew back….super trip….
 
Any questions???   
       
 
 I think we all thanked Khun Best for his share….it was one of those great evenings where   the Club prove that some of the best speakers are actually their friends and members.
 
  
 
Best enjoys a welcome beer after his talk 
 
 
 
 Pres Johnathon closed with a fine toast to Rotary just after Karen cajoled many hundreds to go in the box.
 
 
 
 
   
 
Night Report: PP OB Photos PPs: Arnaud - OB - Sam 
 
                               
                                                                         Thank you Ed Denis
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Steve Bender - President of the Rotary Club of Newport Beach California USA.    
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 The Boxing Day tsunami in 2004 is believed to be the deadliest tsunami in history, killing more   than 230,000 people across 14 countries.

 The Rotary Club of Patong Beach was tasked with coordinating relief from Rotary Clubs around   the globe. Besides the two health missions we have hosted at the Patong Hospital.

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I was honored to help support a   program to create new   artificial reefs in the area.                   

 We lowered these huge concrete   squares off of a barge in hopes   that they would help reduce large 

 net fishing operations and be a   home to new coral and species.

 I'm so happy to see the results   are quite positive at this time.

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Thank you P Steve Bender - ed Denis 
 
 
 
 
 

The wheel deal

 

 This 92-year-old Rotary club was once the place to see and be seen.   But its numbers had dwindled. So one member took a unique   approach to wooing new recruits, starting with the town’s civic   leaders.

Anyone need a badge polished?

 By Kevin Cook Illustrations by Greg Clarke

 The mayor gave me a funny look. "You want to do what?"

 "Fill some potholes, sir. I want to prove our Rotary club isn’t just talk."

Mayor David Narkewicz and I sat in his office at City Hall in Northampton, Massachusetts, near a portrait of one of his predecessors, Calvin Coolidge. I told him I might also be good at stabbing litter with one of those spiked poles. I swore not to wound any of his constituents.

"It’s a nice gesture, but it’s really not necessary," he said. His phone was ringing; he had a meeting to get to. But I wasn’t quitting yet. For once I wasn’t fighting City Hall, but trying to butter it up.

"If you give me something to do,” I explained, “you’ll have one more reason to send a city representative to our Rotary meetings. We both win."

He shook my hand. "Let me get back to you."

 I belong to a small club in Northampton, a busy college town with a population of 28,000-plus.   It was once home to a thriving Rotary club with 92 members: doctors, lawyers, bank presidents,   even the owner of Northampton Cutlery, which supplied the U.S. Army with knives.

 But over time the club lost members and influence. The mayor gives an annual talk at one of   our Monday meetings, but he isn’t a member. Neither are the local bank presidents, partly   because locally owned banks are becoming extinct — eaten up by global banks. Today our   members include a bank manager, a couple of lawyers, and a chiropractor, but Rotary meetings   — once held at the luxurious Hotel Northampton — were no longer the see-and-be-seen events   they used to be.

 Phil Sullivan, a six-time club president and a Rotarian for 45 of his 74 years, remembers when   all of Northampton’s civic leaders were members. "But times changed," Sullivan says. "We got   older. I was the youngest one at the meetings when I began attending with my father in 1967,   and when I turned 67 in 2011, I was still one of the youngest!"

 Today our 92-year-old club has 30 members, up from its all-time low of 19. "It starts with one   meeting," Sullivan says. "First, you have to get people in the room. Maybe they join, maybe not,   maybe they tell their friends. One way or another, you give them a taste of Rotary and take it   from there."

 Thanks to Sullivan, our meetings definitely taste better than they used to. After years of steam-   table lunches elsewhere, Sullivan moved meetings to a high-end Italian restaurant. Spoleto   wasn’t open for lunch, and owner Claudio Guerra couldn’t begin to feed 20 or 30 Rotarians for   the $20 per person the club had to spend. But he and Sullivan worked it out: The restaurant   now opens early on Mondays exclusively for the Rotary club, with a limited menu that makes it   affordable for both sides: a salad, a dessert, and a choice among four entrees, including one of   the better chunks of salmon you’ll get this side of Boston. Holding meetings at Spoleto has   boosted attendance and membership.

 After Mayor Narkewicz, Police Chief Jody Kasper was next on my list.                                         A Northampton cop since 1998, she has been the department’s chief   —  the first woman to hold that role — since 2015. We talked about   the challenges a chief faces in a town like ours: the opioid epidemic;   keeping officers from bolting to the state police for better pay;   occasional sexism. Kasper said she enjoyed speaking to our club a few   months ago and hoped we would support her department by liking its   Facebook page, praising officers who do good deeds, maybe send a   letter of support.

 "We’ve got a Police Day coming up," she said. "We invite the public into the station. Kids get to   try on a uniform and learn what we do. Civic groups set up tables, meet people, get the word   out about their causes. You can have a table if you’d like."

 "We’ll be there," I said. "Meanwhile, has the mayor mentioned sending someone to our weekly   meetings? You might be one of the people representing the city at our meetings."

 "Every week?"

 "No, on a rotating basis. Maybe you’re there one week, someone from the fire department the   next week, the mayor once in a while."

 "I haven’t heard about that," she said.

 "Does it sound workable? Will it help if I keep an eye out for crime?"

 Kasper said that if I saw something, I should say something. Meanwhile, she thought her   officers  could handle the police work. As for attending our meetings, "Your plan does sound   workable." She was on board if the mayor was.

So was Fire Chief Duane Nichols, who described himself as a fan of Rotary. "Your club bought us some smoke detectors and defibrillators," he said when I turned up at his office down the hall from the city’s four gleaming fire engines. In talks to groups like ours, Nichols emphasizes three steps toward fire safety: Every home should have working smoke detectors; every family should have an escape plan in case of fire; and everyone in the family should know where to meet if they have to escape. That last one hadn’t occurred to me, but it’s vital. "The last thing you want is for   somebody to run back in to save somebody who’s already safe outside," he said.

 Nichols offered to speak to us again. "We’d like that, but this is about getting you to a meeting   as a prospective member," I said. "You, the mayor, other civic leaders — not just because you’re   important but because you’re connected." He had 68 firefighters working for him. The mayor   oversees hundreds of full- and part-time employees. If people like them committed to Rotary,   that commitment might resonate through our 365-year-old town.

  "Makes sense to me," he said. "I’ll come to a meeting."

 To say thanks, I took a tissue from a dispenser on his desk and polished his badge.

 

 Next I swung by the Hotel Northampton, where guests through the years  have ranged from Presidents Coolidge, Kennedy, and Nixon to musicians   David Bowie, Bob Dylan, and John Mayer. I wanted to say hello to owner   Mansour Ghalibaf, an Iranian immigrant who had worked his way up from   accountant here in his adopted country. Ghalibaf lives an hour’s drive   away, but he’s a member of our club. He invited us to use his posh hotel   "for anything" at a reduced rate. A Rotary-themed paintball game in the   lobby? "Well, almost anything." I gave him a book I wrote about football,   signed "to a Patriots fan and patriot."

 At Stop & Shop, the local supermarket, I confessed to Stop & Shoplifting.   The deli department practically asks for it by displaying hot, spicy french fries right out in the   open. I’ve been known to filch a fry. Manager Mike Renkie didn’t just forgive me; he promised to   come to a Rotary meeting. He also gave us a table at the store’s annual Customer Appreciation   Day and space in the front window. Our Chowderfest was advertised right there with the $8.99   sockeye salmon fillets.

 At our next Monday meeting, I hear about other members’ recruiting efforts. Financial adviser   Helen Blatz tells of a missed opportunity. "Remember the friend I brought to a meeting? I   thought she was going to join," she says. "She chose BNI instead." That’s one of the hazards in   a town like ours: In addition to Rotary, other service and business organizations beckon,   including Kiwanis, Lions, Chamber of Commerce, and, in this case, Business Network   International. "There’s a lot of competition out there," says Blatz. "You’re looking for that   twinkle in the eye when you invite someone, but it doesn’t always happen."

Sullivan, who remembers when Rotary was men only, helped recruit Blatz and several other women members. Nodding toward Jenn Margolis, his successor as president, he says, "They’re taking over. Good for them." He applauds efforts to diversify the club and to significantly lower members’ average age. "Now we’ve got people in their 30s like Jenn and Dan Shaver."

Shaver, a chiropractor, wishes the club would get help from RI headquarters in Evanston to improve its website and reach young people online. Beyond that, he hopes to get Erica Olsen, director of the Safety Net Project at the National Network to End Domestic   Violence, to join. She’s his wife.

 Bob Mahar, a nonagenarian, leads our club in a song every week. He says he’s all for recruiting   younger members, "but I’m not going to rap."

 Treasurer Julee Clement reports that we’ve lost several members, though she doesn’t bemoan   their departure. "They were RINOs," she says. "Rotarians in Name Only. They don’t attend or   pay their dues, so we took them off the list."

 Then there’s Tara Brewster, vice president of business development at Greenfield Savings Bank.   Brewster is in many ways the ideal candidate for membership: young, energetic, community-   minded. But she couldn’t make a weekly meeting. "There’s a feeling we all have of not having   enough time," she says. "I’m very involved with various committee and board meetings and   with philanthropic work. But in a world that’s increasingly virtual, real relationships matter more   than ever, and that’s Rotary’s strength: making personal connections among Rotarians and   between Rotarians and the larger community. The face-to-face interactions mean so much, not   only for our business success but for our greater human longing to belong and know each other   in a deeper way."

 A few days later there’s news from Brewster: Along with three of her colleagues at the bank,   she is joining our club. Their business membership commits each of them to attend one meeting   a month. Not only that, but Greenfield Savings Bank has stepped up as a sponsor of   Chowderfest.

 Including the ejected RINOs, our club has lost a half-dozen members in the past six months and   gained seven. Nine more, including the mayor, police chief, and fire chief, will now share   business memberships. It’s a start.

 "Mr. Cook? Hello, it’s Annie from Mayor Narkewicz’s office."

 Yes, the mayor has gotten back to me. The next morning, I report for duty to the Northampton   Department of Public Works, where Richard C. Parasiliti Jr., forestry superintendent and tree   warden extraordinaire of the Forestry, Parks, and Cemetery Division, tosses me a fluorescent   yellow vest. My job: spend a shift with one of his work crews.

 

Next thing I know, I’m bouncing through town in a truck with a 300-gallon water tank, visiting some of the hundreds of trees the city maintains. Riding with my burly partner for the day, Jon Althoff, I learn that the strip of grass between a street and a sidewalk is called the tree belt here in Massachusetts. I learn that trees suffer from beetle infestations, gypsy moth attacks, car and truck impacts, weed wackers, and mulch volcanoes. "There’s a   mulch volcano," Althoff says, pointing at a mound of mulch piled around a tree trunk at Stop &   Shop. "They suffocate trees." The mulch keeps water from reaching the roots. "What you want   is a ring of mulch around the trunk."

 We park at an elementary school. Althoff fires up our truck’s pump and hands me a hose. Our   town’s newly planted trees enjoy the opposite of a mulch volcano: a large green pouch called a   Tree-gator. These Treegators hold 20 gallons of water that’s released slowly, to perfectly water   the tree.

 My tree is an oak sapling that isn’t much taller than I am. It takes a minute or two to fill the   Treegator at its base. You can almost hear the tree say aahh. If all goes well, it could be more   than 50 feet tall in 50 years. In 2069, I’m hoping there will be a 200-member Northampton   Rotary club holding summer meetings beneath it.

 Kevin Cook’s 10th book, Ten Innings at Wrigley, was published in May by Henry Holt and Co.

  his story originally appeared in the July 2019 issue of The Rotarian magazine.

Thank you PP David Arell   - ed 
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 Sometimes you Seniors don't Understand Directions…
 
 “I went to my local Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter   is located.
 
 I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
 
 The Pharmacist  came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. 
 I said, "Yes!  Could you please taste this for me?
 
 Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.
 
 He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it   around.
 
 Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began   coughing.
 
 When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked,
 “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
 
 The Pharmacist,  shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes   yelled, "HELL NO!!!"
 
 I said, "Oh, thank  God! That's a real relief! 
 My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
 
 
 I am not allowed to go back to that Pharmacy, but I really don't care, because they aren't   very friendly there anymore!”
 
 
Thank you PP David Arell   - ed 
 
 
 
Members - I am waiting  
 
 
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